Elegant fruit plate & Pinwheels

  I had some friends over, so I made a quick fruit plate and some sandwich pinwheels. At the market I found Dita Von Teese Perrier bottles, and had to get! Fruit platters are super easy, sexy, healthy, and feels like your making art. Brazil has the best fruit, I mean like every bite is a juicy orgasm, no need for candy. For this one, I served dragonfruit, starfruit, strawberries, peaches, kiwi, and fig. Assorted cheeses are perfect served alongside, as is champagne. So if your short in time, and want to impress your guests, go to the market, buy some sexy fruit, and arrange elegantly on a pretty plate. Pinwheels are super fast and easy as well. First you spread cream cheese on any tortilla of your choice, the bigger, the better. Then you top with meat, and cheese slices, of your choosing, lettuce, tomato, sprouts, or any toppings of your choice. Just make sure they go together, and can roll up. Then you roll it up like sushi, and close the ends with more cream cheese, and cut with a sharp knife and insert toothpicks. Arrange on your platter, and enjoy.